Story

There is none.

Ok, there is, but there might as well not be. Aliens reinvade Earth, killing humans and stealing our chicks, man. Duke, being the white knight that he is, goes on a quest to rescue these big breasted damsels in distress.

Cold, souless eyes...just like Duke likes em.

And on the topic of breasts, does it speak to the chauvinism rampant in this game that the women models in the game all have bodies painstakingly modeled with what seems like thousands of polygons, and faces from a 90s first generation 3D game? I've seen more life on display in The Walking Dead (the zombies, not the actors).

Anyways, no story is really needed. Bring on the alien slaughter!





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